Only comes out when he’s drunk. There is a 110% chance he has sex with some fine woman that night. Whether it’s bending her over a sink, plowing her on a futon, or even showing her who’s boss in his bed, he never seems to disappoint. See ya after a double ocho loko, Plowser.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.