by Big Polla September 22, 2017
by Evansbee May 17, 2005
"Hey john, I want you to meet my mother."
"No brandy, I'd rather not. I've seen that plotch digging through trash cans for her next meal before."
"No brandy, I'd rather not. I've seen that plotch digging through trash cans for her next meal before."
by Some fucktard June 22, 2017
Drunk, but a specific inebriation where the person is slow to respond; has a slight grin & happy countenance about them; and usually the person is surprised by the speed/level of their own drunkenness.
More drunk than "tipsy", but less drunk than "wasted".
More drunk than "tipsy", but less drunk than "wasted".
"The sales girls in town for the weekend were plotched} on White Zinfandel before our sailboat had even exited the marina."
by Taylor Fladgate October 01, 2007
the sound something makes when u spit and it hits something ...also a substitute for jizzed or cummed
Alex:what would you say if I were black?
Dylan:I'd say plotch again?!
Dylan:then I'd laugh cuz i said plotch
or
Damn that girl was so hott i plotched all over the floor
Dylan:I'd say plotch again?!
Dylan:then I'd laugh cuz i said plotch
or
Damn that girl was so hott i plotched all over the floor
by Dylowned June 07, 2005