Very similar to a Coomer, except that they are addicted to masturbating at a competitive level. They attempt to shoot a huge load as high into the air as they can, always trying to beat their high score .

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk

is the term by which they are called
people belonging to Gen C or to the generation born after January 1, 2020, the year of the coronavirus plague, deriving precisely from "plague" forming the word ploomer

A word used to make fun and or annoy someone, such as Jeffrey, if you are pissed that they are beating you in COD. A ploomer is a dimwitted or annoying person, or someone who is generally getting on your nerves for whatever reason.