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A play-by-play mom is an annoying bitch on social media that posts about every little detail about their kids' lives. Such posting events include the losing of a first tooth, first shit, or first time floating in the pool. They completely and totally ruin your social feeds and generally are people you can't unfriend because of the backlash or family peer pressure.
Did you see how Cristal posted six pictures of her kid blowing his nose? She's such a Play-by-Play Mom
by Somervillian November 14, 2016
Jul 19 Word of the Day
the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower
dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower
by fonzatron2000 April 28, 2007