John: I've been playing modern warfare two for 3 weeks and I'm still only rank 15!
Alan: Man, you've got the N00bonic plauge.
Rick: I've being playing for 5 days and I'm rank 28.
Alan: John, you fail.

Who says i been to black plauge?

Because your talking like a white/black man dude.

Oh no, the plauge is coming.