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A vagina, with a loose, floppy labia that hangs down like the bill of a Duck-Billed-Platypus.
However, it should be noted that unlike the bill of the Duck-Billed-Platypus, most "platypussys" or "platypussi" for the grammatical sticklers amongst us, do NOT have electoreceptors along the lateral ridge.
However, it should be noted that unlike the bill of the Duck-Billed-Platypus, most "platypussys" or "platypussi" for the grammatical sticklers amongst us, do NOT have electoreceptors along the lateral ridge.
-"How was it?"
-"Good until she took her underwear off, total platypussy."
-"Did you find the electroreceptors?"
-"I don't think it had those."
-"Good until she took her underwear off, total platypussy."
-"Did you find the electroreceptors?"
-"I don't think it had those."
by The Vagina Defina... February 02, 2010
May 21 Word of the Day
n. The birth name of somebody who has changed their name. Most commonly attributed to trans people, but can be attributed to any person who has changed their name. (sometimes written as two words: dead name)
v. 1. To call somebody by their deadname.
v. 2. To out somebody's deadname to the public.
v. 1. To call somebody by their deadname.
v. 2. To out somebody's deadname to the public.
by Canola Yogurt September 16, 2014
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1. The plural form of the word platypus;
A semiaquatic egg-laying mammal that frequents lakes and streams in eastern Australia. It has a sensitive pliable bill shaped like that of a duck, webbed feet with venomous spurs, and dense fur.
2. Frequently used term to describe a group of "bitches".
A semiaquatic egg-laying mammal that frequents lakes and streams in eastern Australia. It has a sensitive pliable bill shaped like that of a duck, webbed feet with venomous spurs, and dense fur.
2. Frequently used term to describe a group of "bitches".
CAITLIN: I don't hang out with those girls anymore, they were bitches.
NATHAN: Fo' REALZ, what a posse o' platypussies!
NATHAN: Fo' REALZ, what a posse o' platypussies!
by caitlin Perry June 11, 2008
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A platypussy is a vagina that is so incredibly tight that the penetrator literally needs to use a shoe-horn to shove his cock inside of it. Following release and withdrawal, the shoe-horn is left extruding from the cunt, resembling a hairy mammal with a duck-like beak (i.e., a platypus).
Herbert: My dear Walter, why are you having such difficulty donning your shoes?
Walter: Because I left my shoehorn inside a woman's vaginal opening last night after I shoved my chode in there.
Herbert: I dare say, it must have been a platypussy!
(Scene)
Walter: Because I left my shoehorn inside a woman's vaginal opening last night after I shoved my chode in there.
Herbert: I dare say, it must have been a platypussy!
(Scene)
by Joey the Grip 2 June 03, 2010