Jun 24 Word of the Day
An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.
Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'
Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
2
Corporations are a platypus
The government's a platypus
Teachers are platypuses, or platypi, or platypeople?
The government's a platypus
Teachers are platypuses, or platypi, or platypeople?
by andrettifan June 29, 2013
3
the living embodiment of God's sense of humor. It's a duck/beaver/reptile. It's a mammal but lays eggs; I can't possibly imagine what its milk must taste like. It builds dams like a beaver and males have poisonous barbs on their hind legs/webbed-feet.
Tina: Like whoas, I just saw a platypus lay eggs.
Tim: Wow, I could swear they were mammals.
Tina: Mammals can't lay eggs you tard.
Tim: But wikipedia says it's a mammal, so it must be true.
Tina: Oh, then nevermind.
Tim: Wow, I could swear they were mammals.
Tina: Mammals can't lay eggs you tard.
Tim: But wikipedia says it's a mammal, so it must be true.
Tina: Oh, then nevermind.
by tendo64 May 28, 2007
5
god's pokemon
a poisonous amphibian animal resembling a duck with a beaver's body.
an adjective used to describe a female's genitalia with short prickly pubic hair.
a poisonous amphibian animal resembling a duck with a beaver's body.
an adjective used to describe a female's genitalia with short prickly pubic hair.
On the the 23rd day god became addicted to pokemon on the original nintendo gameboy and decided he would create his very own. One became known as the Platypus. The other less popular one was known as the Garfish.
Hey, is that a platypus? It looks like a duck covered in pubic hair with a beaver's tail. Awesome! Gotta catch em all!!
Kevin became sexually aroused by her freshly groomed, but not completely shaven platypus. He screamed, "I CHOOSE YOU SQUIRTLE!" The battle was filmed via cell phone and posted on the internet.
Hey, is that a platypus? It looks like a duck covered in pubic hair with a beaver's tail. Awesome! Gotta catch em all!!
Kevin became sexually aroused by her freshly groomed, but not completely shaven platypus. He screamed, "I CHOOSE YOU SQUIRTLE!" The battle was filmed via cell phone and posted on the internet.
by neko_sama_dama February 06, 2010
6
Probably the greatest animal on the planet; not only is it a duckbilled beaver monster--it has venom-injecting spurs on its ankle. Similar to Helen Keller on the list of God's greatest jokes.
Poor grandma, she should of known the noble platypus was far superior to her dentures
Dude people get by dogs, no one fucks with a platypus
Dude people get by dogs, no one fucks with a platypus
by ak6126 July 19, 2009