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A platypoop happens when a woman falls asleep spread eagle after anal sex and while her anus is still loose she vacates her bowels, forming the tail of a platypus.
I fucked Susan so hard in the ass, that when I got out of the shower I saw she'd done a platypoop.
by Mr Brown Eye July 20, 2009
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Jul 19 Word of the Day
the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower
dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower
by fonzatron2000 April 28, 2007
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