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A platypoop happens when a woman falls asleep spread eagle after anal sex and while her anus is still loose she vacates her bowels, forming the tail of a platypus.
I fucked Susan so hard in the ass, that when I got out of the shower I saw she'd done a platypoop.
by Mr Brown Eye July 20, 2009
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May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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