A small, but expanding town in southwest Wisconsin. The main form of entertainment is Wal-Mart. The college provides multiple activities, including the Center for the Arts (CFA) which often has very good concerts and performances.

It is often described as boring, but it is a nice little town to live in.

Nicknames include:
P-Ville
P-Vegas

Although it seems boring at times, University of Wisconsin Platteville has some of the best nugget I have ever seen in my life. Also, the only place in the world that has the ShagStick. 5 Feet of bong power.

Platteville is one of the boring town's in Wisconsin. If you are thinking about moving to Platteville unless you're looking for some weed do yourself a favor and don't move there.

The scale for rating women at University of Wisconsin Platteville. There are almost no good looking women in the school, so the traditional 1-10 scale does not apply. At platteville, you add 3 points to the score you would typically give a girl. 8's, 9's ,and 10's do not exist. Normal 5=platteville 8

While doing a chick doggystyle, start flapping your arms and making pterodactyl noises. As she begins to look very confused, pull out and stick your penis in her ass. She won't know it even happened.