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The shittiest and most boring town ever in Misery, USA.
Person1: Where do you live?
Person2: Platte County.
Person1: I'm sorry.
by IHateThisTown. July 06, 2011
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Jul 7 Word of the Day
When you're being horny (especially around friends) and as a result shame ensues.
Friend 1: "Aw man, I could totally fuck a catgirl right now.."

Friend 2: "That's it, you're going to horny jail."
by Blysterz October 19, 2020
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a awesome town just because we kick your ass in every sport doesnt mean you need to get jelous.
by ASS KICKIN PLATTE COUNTIAN October 06, 2003
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