A crafty smooth-talker dude who initially claims to just want a "first base" friendship with a lady, but in reality is merely using this assertion as an "opener" to eventually getting into her pants.
Hot chick: Brandon claimed he just wants to take me for strolls hand-in-hand... yeah, right... sounds like da classic "platonic bridge-salesman" pitch to me --- I've seen how he looks at me whenever I wear a swimsuit or a sun-dress!
by QuacksO March 06, 2017
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A phase that a person goes through where they can't distinguish platonic relationships/love from romantic ones
by ILoveThighs254 August 20, 2021
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To be overshadowed by your best-friend's other friends in friend-level.
"anyways, do you know that feeling when your best friend has better best friends, so you have that feeling of perpetual loneliness even though you have plenty of people to talk to?"
"You're such a platonic cuck."
"You're such a platonic cuck."
by n3wooln3wool April 11, 2017
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When a person has been shrunk down to a small size, their friend will put them in a Platonic Cum Jar (PCJ) for safe keeping
by DonkeyKill July 31, 2021
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That feeling when their voice does things to your brain.. and you're more turned on by conversation than you would be if the words were tainted by sex.
Person to Person they like to talk to and like: "Y'know, I look forward to the powerful effect of platonic ear sex when I know I'll be talking to you."
by ICantWord December 07, 2016
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Friend: Give me a hand job
Friend 2: I have a boy friend
Friend: No No Platonic Hand Job, as friends
Friend 2: I have a boy friend
Friend: No No Platonic Hand Job, as friends
by Platonic Hand Job March 17, 2018
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A platonic friendship that goes dirty for a quick second of pleasure where a handjob is issued out to the lucky receiver.
Male equivalent of platonic fingering
Not to be confused with Atomic Handjob
Male equivalent of platonic fingering
Not to be confused with Atomic Handjob
by Whattareyoudoing March 18, 2018
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