"bro was that your gf back there"
"nah bro it was my queer platonic partner (qpp)"

"I was going to do homework, but Joe called."

"Did you hook up?"

"No, it was just a platonic booty call."

Someone told me she had been following my Facebook feeds over a year. I sent her a friend request, but she politely declined. She messaged me that was not the direction she wished to take. I think she has got a platonic crush on me.

The guy who hangs around the pizza place near the university started talking to me and gave me his number, then texted me first thing in the morning! He wasn't hitting on me, but damn he was creepy! I hate platonic pick up artists like that!

Scottie is my platonic hook up friend. We hang out all the time but no strings attached.

My friend bill always gets together with his neighbor on Christmas eve for platonic butt stuff.

A: I have an idea..
B: Omg yes!
A+B Platonic Girlsfriends Go Brr!