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Platonic Marriage is when you decided to go fuck it and marry your best friend(s) because who’s gonna stop you? God?? Any who the only benefits there are to being platonically married are tax benefits so have fun w that!!
by newwy February 24, 2021
Apr 22 Word of the Day
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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A marriage between two or more people in which none of the partners have sexual intent; main purpose for a Platonic Marriage may be to gain access to the other's financial supply
Man1: Yo. I wanna marry you, sexy.
Woman1: Yeah right. You just want my money, you cunt!
Man1: Hey hey! I don't want your money, I want you!
Woman1: Ok, but if this is a Platonic Marriage where my sexual needs are not met, then I will drop you!
Woman1: Yeah right. You just want my money, you cunt!
Man1: Hey hey! I don't want your money, I want you!
Woman1: Ok, but if this is a Platonic Marriage where my sexual needs are not met, then I will drop you!
by BeerChuggin'German August 06, 2009