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The best way to keep your kids away from sex is to inform them of everything there is, instead of giving them platitude.
by Branjamin Franklin July 17, 2009
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Sep 16 Word of the Day
(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.
Last night, hit a good lick. I brought home three figures easy for about two hours worth of my time. Not too bad I don't think.
by Nikki Stixx January 18, 2021
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"Man when I went to the zoo I was given some serious platitude!"
by ebkf October 06, 2007
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A measure inversely proportional to the amount of alcoholic beverage left in a glass. Hence, a full glass will have no Platitude, and yet an empty one will be full of Platitude.
Mark said, "I need another drink, this one's full of Platitude."
by Ed May 06, 2005
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Innate ability to add to a boring conversation
I am on fire so i think i have been set alight by a platitude
by JAJBP July 05, 2017
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