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The best way to keep your kids away from sex is to inform them of everything there is, instead of giving them platitude.
by Branjamin Franklin July 17, 2009
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A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
“Dude, his stuff is pretty out there but he’s still pretty Finance Punk.”
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"Man when I went to the zoo I was given some serious platitude!"
by ebkf October 06, 2007
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A measure inversely proportional to the amount of alcoholic beverage left in a glass. Hence, a full glass will have no Platitude, and yet an empty one will be full of Platitude.
Mark said, "I need another drink, this one's full of Platitude."
by Ed May 06, 2005
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Innate ability to add to a boring conversation
I am on fire so i think i have been set alight by a platitude
by JAJBP July 05, 2017
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