When a joke is so funny that, when used years from now, it is still hilarious.
The system typically consists of:

Bronze-Your joke Stinks

Silver-Pretty good joke, but only receives a mere chuckle

Gold-Great joke, but will not be remembered for very long

Platinum-The joke lives on forever
Jamie: Hey Randy, that joke I told about you was PLATINUM!
Josh:Yup, even though most of your jokes are bronze.
Randy: porqué?!
by J-Badizzle June 29, 2005
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An accessory which is required by any homie who wants to earn respect /or to be taken seriously. Always diamond encrusted and worn like a chain, around the neck or wrist.
"Now where'd you get that platinum chain with them diamonds in it?"
by omaR April 18, 2003
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a synonym of the word fart used always after you fart. fart
by Zoobob July 22, 2004
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a bitch ass name posers use to describe themselves when they have lame ass game and are gay
"Yeah, man my name is Platinum...I'm the biggest simp I know. I beat off every weekend like my dick owes me money."
by Dubs November 19, 2004
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the award given to a record that sells ten million copies (not one million).
by bicyclenightmare September 29, 2005
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A being or a Stand that copies other's abilities. It can copy any Stand's abilities as long as the phrase "so it's the same type of Stand as Star Platinum" is used.
"My Stand Superfly is a metal pylon."

"So, it's the same type of Stand as Star Platinum" and your Stand becomes a pylon, with the same abilities.
by Joseph Brostar November 27, 2019
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