The Platinum Rule is the rule above the Golden Rule. The golden rule being "love thy neighbor"; the platinum rule is "never ever, ever, ever 'love' thy neighbor" (have sex or intimate relations with them).
The Platinum rule comes from the Bro Code Article 83: A bro shall, at all costs, honor the Platinum Rule: Never, ever, ever ever "love" thy neighbor. In particular, a Bro shall never mix it up romantically with a co-worker.
The 9 Stages of the Platinum rule are: Attraction, Bargaining, Submission, Perks, Tipping Point, Purgatory, Confrontation, Fall Out, and Co-Existance.
Attraction: Getting attracted to the person(s) you see on a daily basis
Bargaining: Saying that all would be alright and the Platinum rule will not apply
Submission: Giving in to the relationship
Perks: Noticing the upsides to the relationship
Tipping Point: When you notice that it won't work out
Purgatory: The never ending suffering that will follow
Confrontation:Ending the relationship
Fall Out: A reaction, a bad one, from the confrontation.
Co-Existance: Learning to live with that person(s)
Such relationships will never work out and will go through all 9 steps if its with someone you see on a daily business.
The Platinum rule comes from the Bro Code Article 83: A bro shall, at all costs, honor the Platinum Rule: Never, ever, ever ever "love" thy neighbor. In particular, a Bro shall never mix it up romantically with a co-worker.
The 9 Stages of the Platinum rule are: Attraction, Bargaining, Submission, Perks, Tipping Point, Purgatory, Confrontation, Fall Out, and Co-Existance.
Attraction: Getting attracted to the person(s) you see on a daily basis
Bargaining: Saying that all would be alright and the Platinum rule will not apply
Submission: Giving in to the relationship
Perks: Noticing the upsides to the relationship
Tipping Point: When you notice that it won't work out
Purgatory: The never ending suffering that will follow
Confrontation:Ending the relationship
Fall Out: A reaction, a bad one, from the confrontation.
Co-Existance: Learning to live with that person(s)
Such relationships will never work out and will go through all 9 steps if its with someone you see on a daily business.
Anthony: Hey I'm gonna take my doctor out on a date tonight!
David: Don't poop where you eat Anthony.
Anthony: What do you mean?
David: The Platinum Rule.
Anthony: No, this doesn't count.
-A few weeks later-
Anthony: You were right. This relationship was a total failure.
David:The Platinum Rule is proven once again.
David: Don't poop where you eat Anthony.
Anthony: What do you mean?
David: The Platinum Rule.
Anthony: No, this doesn't count.
-A few weeks later-
Anthony: You were right. This relationship was a total failure.
David:The Platinum Rule is proven once again.
by ShadowSenpai August 19, 2014
When a baseball player strikes out five times in a game. (also usable for hockey when someone scores five goals). Follows the hat trick (3), golden sumbrero (4).
by yes2research July 23, 2010
The highest degree of hotness a man can achieve. When describing the obtainablility of said man platinum means not easy accessible. Four levels: Platinum, Gold, Silver and bronze
by Christina the durnkard November 08, 2007
The Stand of Jotaro Kujo from Jojo's bizarre adventures. Like his user, he's an angry looking guy too. Can catch bullets, shoot bullets with its fingers and bring video games and drinks to please Jotaro while in prison. Also can stop time and beat up people while shouting ORA ORA ORA ORA...
Jotaro Kujo: The one who'll be the judge is my stand ! Star Platinum !
Kakyoin: Nante Powah no Stando da...(What a powerful stand )
Kakyoin: Nante Powah no Stando da...(What a powerful stand )
by BinaryGandalf June 02, 2019
Term used by Irish college/uni students. Like the Golden week (where one goes to every class in a week on time) except every night throughout the week one goes out on the piss, and making it into class the next morning.
by IrlArgy September 08, 2009
Masturbatory perfection. A masturbating experience in which everything goes perfectly, and is even heightened by an unexpected occurrence, happy accident, or just a really good day.
See also Fap.
See also Fap.
1) "Man, the house was totally empty today, so I put some porn in the DVD player, cranked the speakers way up, and had myself a Platinum Fap."
by Scrapbook Revolution July 29, 2010
a gay man who has never even kissed a girl and was born by Caesarean Section, thereby never having had any contact with a vagina
He was a naturally-born Platinum gay.
by fishsauce December 09, 2013