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An act of sexual vengeance in which the performer, while having his or her salad tossed, farts the residual juices from his or her high colonic into the mouth of his or her unsuspecting partner.
Jack: Hey, Neil. How're you and Caroline doing?
Neil: Aw, man. Fucking bitch cheated on me.

Jack: Oh! Sorry to hear!
Neil: That's ok, man. I hit her with a platinum foghorn last night. Even, Stephen.
by Beige Panic November 08, 2009
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A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012
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