by robo7988142 August 07, 2020
by LegalDevil March 28, 2012
The act of going ham harder than you have ever gone ham before.
Getting fucked up like no one ever has.
The man.
Getting fucked up like no one ever has.
The man.
Darrin- "Dude I was going ham last night"
Phil- "Nah bra you fucked a fat bitch, you was going platinum"
Pat- "Mike was the man last night, fucked 3 tricks"
Andy- "Fool went platinum fasho"
Phil- "Nah bra you fucked a fat bitch, you was going platinum"
Pat- "Mike was the man last night, fucked 3 tricks"
Andy- "Fool went platinum fasho"
by DirtNastyOakland January 16, 2011
When a joke is so funny that, when used years from now, it is still hilarious.
The system typically consists of:
Bronze-Your joke Stinks
Silver-Pretty good joke, but only receives a mere chuckle
Gold-Great joke, but will not be remembered for very long
Platinum-The joke lives on forever
The system typically consists of:
Bronze-Your joke Stinks
Silver-Pretty good joke, but only receives a mere chuckle
Gold-Great joke, but will not be remembered for very long
Platinum-The joke lives on forever
Jamie: Hey Randy, that joke I told about you was PLATINUM!
Josh:Yup, even though most of your jokes are bronze.
Randy: porqué?!
Josh:Yup, even though most of your jokes are bronze.
Randy: porqué?!
by J-Badizzle June 29, 2005
"Yeah, man my name is Platinum...I'm the biggest simp I know. I beat off every weekend like my dick owes me money."
by Dubs November 19, 2004
by d-shadow January 16, 2004
by Krystle December 30, 2004