Urban Dictionary: Platforming

The act of approaching someone from behind, and plopping one’s ballsack on their shoulder.

Ya bro, I heard John Hancock was platforming people when they signed the declaration. Should have been named John Hanballs.

by Bobby N SF July 13, 2018

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Platforming

The act of getting so drunk, that you can't walk straight and fall (or nearly) of a train platform.

Hey bro, where did you end up last night?

Bro I was "platforming" last night and got locked up for being drunk and disorderly

Bro, you got "platformed" as!!!

by Steviej85 October 21, 2019

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Platforming

The act of approaching someone from behind, and plopping one’s ballsack on their shoulder.

Ya bro, I heard John Hancock was platforming people when they signed the declaration. Should have been named John Hanballs.

by Bobby N SF July 13, 2018

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platforms

extremly high heels usually worn by strippers and porn stars. possibly the sexiest invention ever.

I covered her with baby oil, and all she had on was a pair of black platforms!

by the pretender October 21, 2003

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platform

a kind of game genre in which you jump around for m platform to platform and usually kill stuff.

kirby is a platform game.

by mdemon9991 October 08, 2004

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platform

In Science Fiction, a "Platform" is usually considered a planetary orbital facility of some kind.

Sean One, Leader of the Free Orbital Platform movement.

by Kade January 29, 2005

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Platform

To straighten your hair using the Platform, or the Platform P2.

"Hey bz did you platform this morning?" "Yeah, did I do a good job?"

by Allama May 10, 2006

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