when you place a plate on your partners chest and take a huge dump on it.
jake.....how come evrytime i tell a guy they can stick it anywhere they want,they always stick it in my ass?

ew...thats way too much information

no,way too much information is telling you that after we have sex....i always take a huge dump......on their chest!
~not another teen movie~
by jason patricio August 21, 2005
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The act of either shitting on a glass table while someone watches from underneath or placing a clear glass plate on your face and having someone shit on the plate. Some prefer using saran wrap as they can then feel the warmth of the turd laying on their face.
That bitch just plated me. Her asshole was so cute
by Shewmanga February 10, 2017
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Alternative version of ping-pong. Played with plastic or syrofoam playes instead of paddles. Can be played with any number of players who take turns rotating around the standard doubles ping-pong table.
I can't wait until camp when I can stay up until 5 a.m. playing plates.
by alice( in )wonderland August 09, 2006
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A verb form used casually to describe the scoring of a runner in baseball.
"Why does Javier Vazquez have such a pedestrian ERA despite having a solid WHIP ratio and walk/strikeout rates?

--I guess that teams have been good at plating their baserunners against him."
by Ren H0ek June 03, 2006
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verb to cover over an object with another substance
Not listening to his dentist, he hadn't brush too often and the plaque had plated over his teeth and hardened into a false enamel.
by mandrake64 February 29, 2004
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When a girl only takes a date with a guy in order to get a free meal.
Do you think she's not calling because she doesn't like me? Nah bro, she just came for the food. You just got plated.
by Owlandstag January 09, 2016
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A snotty little minge cafe ran by dirty bastards who give you square burgers. Nothing but a depressing experience apart from the fact it is brimming with sorts. On a plate sorts are the top of the production line sort.
“Do you wanna go to on a plate?”
Fuck off you cunt never speak to me again “
by On a plate ambassador September 03, 2021
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