a guy who is so awsome, he has to be the biggest baller ever, but if you ever meet him, kick him in the sack, then become his best friend.....also a kid who looks like a douche fag with long hair
by goon_who_breaks_legs April 01, 2009
Code word for 'masturbate' often used in hallways, near lockers, or when mothers are listening in to conversations.
by Billy-Joe Lee Thorton February 17, 2004
when a man ejaculates into his own hand and then paints it artfully on his partner's backside or face using a broad stroke, swiping motion. (think wax on wacks off)
That guy in Silence of the Lambs in the prison, when he threw his jiz at Clarice, he was the Jackson Pollock of Venetian Plaster.
by Red Box July 13, 2010
by Chris Roy September 15, 2007
The hardened, odiferous coating that forms on the penis subsequent to removal from a vagina containing a severe yeast infection. See, also, plaster of penis, karole, puga diet.
Black BF: "Sheeit beatch, u'all got me da plaster of paris dick again. yo, shnizzle."
karole: "Please stop complaining; none of the other guys on the team seemed to mind."
Black BF: "Fuck u, ho! I be puttin' it fo da sauce on u popeye chicken den."
Karole: "Oh Deshawndrel, u so fine!"
karole: "Please stop complaining; none of the other guys on the team seemed to mind."
Black BF: "Fuck u, ho! I be puttin' it fo da sauce on u popeye chicken den."
Karole: "Oh Deshawndrel, u so fine!"
by Deshawndrel July 15, 2008
Mickie Holm was caught flipping a plaster bowl one night at 8:55 by his brother. They both agreed to never speak of it again.
by RealTheTud September 28, 2013