A wooden board nailed to the edge of a boat.

a word used to accurately describe david smith

more stupid that a piece of sawn and dried timber

A woman that doesn't know what to do during sex, typically a lazy girl or amatuer who lays on her back or stomach and planks while the man does all the work. Making this unpleasant to have sex with.

4 wheels, trucks and a deck made of wood. a.k.a. Skateboard

A very poor individual with a serious case of syphilis that spends his/her free time sucking wieners and playing strip scrabble with men in suits.

To plank is to poop on something out of the ordinary.