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someone who is dum and burns there arm hair off.
by guy65483 February 09, 2017
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Can be a derogatory term used to describe the skin colour of someone who's skinn resembles the colour of wood. Is also used to call people stupid/dumb.
You boys are planks.
by Lazerxvenom September 13, 2018
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Someone who has no chest or ass.
"Hey, did you see that new girl Jessica yesterday?"

"Yeah, but she's a plank."
by Zadeos July 23, 2017
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To plank: to have a planned wank. Being planned will involve some sort of preparation eg tissues ready, computer, 'special sites' etc
John: What are you doing tonight Will?
Will: I'm going to have a crafty plank, parents are out...
John: You sly dog.

or

Man A: I'm so stressed at the moment!
Man B: Why dont you have a plank tonight?
Man A: What's that?
Man B: *whispers in ear*
Man A: What, even with cushions and the lot? What a great idea, thanks bud!
by aslyone August 29, 2010
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T9 language for skank.

When texting skank on your cell phone the T9 God will substitute "plank."
God U R a plank. And a total plut.
by Plank February 20, 2006
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OMG did you see the way she is dressed, She is such a Plank
by x0xBrokenxInsidex0x September 12, 2009
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