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A slang term for a bed or place of slumber (typically used for only one night). Oftentimes, refers to a spare bed or couch that can be used to crash overnight, yet the definition allows for any sleeping place (ex. mat, floor, extra lawn chair, etc.).
Friend One: "Bro I'm coming back to Toronto for a night, can a mandem bless me a plank?"
Friend Two: "Ahh don't worry fam, I just got a spare bed"
by tits4toby August 19, 2017
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To purposely lie face down with hands and feet together. Usually done in a weird location such as on stairs, vending machines, or cars. The point of this act is to photograph it and place it on FaceBook where it will be marveled at and or laughed at.
Planker: Yesterday I Planked Mr.Booker's desk when he was turned around.

Friend: What?? Did you get a pic and put it on FaceBook?

Planker: Bro, of course i did!!
by RobbieTheFeen May 26, 2011
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In the situation of being about to be fired, laid off, or dumped, as in "walking the plank", "on the plank", "went off the plank", etc.; from the pirate custom of making superfluous individuals walk off a plank at the side of their ship and fall into the water.
"I hear Millie's on the plank and they're just waiting for an excuse to let her go."
by anarcissie May 01, 2008
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An erection.

From "to have wood". Often used to announce morning wood.
I've got a plank!
by Manshenstein February 06, 2011
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Probably describes someone named Josh.
Stupid
What an absolute plank
by MADLADS September 18, 2019
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