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The act of masturbating in a plank like pose.
YOU GUYS ARE DISTRACTING ME FROM MY PLANK WANK.

My favorite way to masturbate is to Plank Wank.
by v-a-t-s August 06, 2013
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To perform the act of masturbation while laying on ones stomach then hold onto the ejaculation until rolled over to thus clean up the ejactulation.
Woah dude I had the best plank wank watching James OAT.
Jordan and Patrick were seen Plank wanking together!
by ThyReginator November 26, 2017
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A term devised by skaters for there hatred of Skateboarders, also see firewood.
i'm going to shove that plank wanks tray up his ass.
by Tim August 07, 2003
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a tern used to describe a litte ass-hole of a person ehos desided to waste his life pushing a bit oif wood round on wheels
by Anonymous August 10, 2003
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