Huge SUVs, especially low gas-mileage American SUVs used by Yuppies. The Planet Killer is primarily a commuter vehicle, and is used infrequently to transport offspring to soccer games and ballet practice. Planet Killers have 70 MPH speedometer governors which can only be bypassed by cell phone use. The 4-wheel drive option of the SUV is a sort of vermiform appendix- scientists agree it once had a purpose, but can only speculate as to what it was.

A mystical planet that is apparently supposed to crash into earth on December 21st, 2012. Although there is no proof, people are still scared shitless because of this.

A treehugging super hero who while the Planeteers weren't looking used aerosol
cans, left the water running while brushing his teeth, and didn't recycle.

Named after the most frostbitten and grim country on this planet: Norway.

On the final day of frost, the Necrowizard will turn earth into Planet Norway.
This means that every single place on this earth will be covered with frost and ice, therefore all lukewarmness or heat will vanish from it, ultimately destroying people like Chris Barnes, Linkin Park, Korn, etc.

Planet Norway is the only goal allowed having when serving the Necrowizard as an acolyte, since having any other goals is gay, as stated by the blasphemous band Anal Cunt.

1. decsriptive adj. To say someone is extreemely high
2. The place one goes when on a Lil Wayne level of stoned.

A website where youngins go to make webpages and claim that they are "the shit." Typical diction and language to expect at blackplanet:

"Yo wuzzz realy good, mah? Dis be Tizzle-tee-petey on the riz. Ereday be hangin at the mall fo sho. If yu got that firre come holla atcha bwoy!"

and

"Hello mamis and whatup my niggus in Northport! Juss wanna give a shout out to my moms and pops on thw wesside, doin it over thurr. Dirty souf in da house, son. Sign my g-spot if ur hot."

Unfortunately, as you can read, blackplanet has gone to the dogs. It no longer is a site where one can find more information about people, meet and greet decent folks. On the contrary, it has been transformed into a bulletin board for non-English speaking American youth, thinking that they are "the hawt shit." Little do they know, though, that approximately 4.3 diffeent people will actually come across their webpage and actually waste their time to read what they have to say. But, I guess that they can "bling", "holla", and "spit that fire" in their little corner of the web (approx. 0.0000000001 of the size of the World Wide Web to be exact) - it's OK by me.

My question to blackplanet admins... Wow, what happened, man?

Planet 9 is a hypothetical object in the far outskirts of the outer solar system. It is said to be around five to ten Earth masses. It is possibly a super-Earth, if so in similar composition to Pluto, if it is a super-Earth, it will be the largest terrestrial planet, surpassing earth in size. It could also be a mini-Neptune, or small ice giant meaning it would be similar to Uranus and Neptune, but smaller, if this is the case it will be the smallest gas planet in our solar system. It could also be a primordial black hole around the size of a grapefruit, formed around the start of the universe, in this is the case, at some point the timeline of our solar system, it was caught by the sun's gravitational force. Whatever Planet 9 is, it has a strong chance to be real due to highly elliptical orbits of distant TNOs, or Trans Neptunian Objects, such as Sedna, which at it's closest approach to the sun is 76 AU or 76 times farther from the sun than earth, but the farthest being 937 AU or 937 times farther from the sun than earth. The James Web Space Telescope and LSST or Large Synoptic Survey Telescope could greatly help discover Planet 9.