The act of slaming a man's head into your pussy, by grasping the ears of the man and pulling face towards pussy at a high rate of speed. Has been known to leave a pussy-shaped imprint on the dumb motherfuckers face. In extreme cases, can also inflict disjointing of the nose bridge.

To spam a celebrities twitter or blogtv by asking "Do you like MUSTARD (insert name here) ?!" until they answer.

Short for Plamondon. A polite term for a penis, cock, dick, wang, weapon, johnson, etc.

Stuffing your face at a Royal Wedding.

To violently but emotionally consume something

A small lemon like fruit with a light peach coloring. Typically eaten in China. Sometimes used to make jams such as plam jam. A plam by itself is quite bitter. With other things it is used to even out sweet dishes.

PLatitude spAM -- Quotes and clichés, often superimposed on pictures, posted on social media sites like Facebook or Twitter. This amounts to spam because it contaminates one's news feed with barrages of well-meaning platitudes that don't provide useful information. They are not as provocative or inspiring as their intent when seen repeatedly and often.