Guy- My ma's gonna kill me!
Guy 2- Why's that?
Guy- we were playing Placeball and I broke the TV

"I'll be back from vacation soon. How are my fish doing?"
"Yeah, about that... 😅"

"He went to choke the chicken..."
"But that's animal abuse! How are you guys okay with this?!"
"I don't think that's what he meant by that 😅"