A traditional northern European anal-tomical ice-cold cocktail. When a person inserts ice cubes into their anal cavity, lets the ice melt and mix with the rectal contents and then is sipped out slowly by another person. The drink can be personalized for "shaken" or "stirred". If shaken, anus must be vigorously rocked in a circular fashion. If stirred, insert a colorful umbrella and swirl counterclockwise 3 times. Anal rim may be coated in sugar for additional pleasure.

(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.