Dave: look at that pizza over there.
Jim: dude that's my girlfriend
Dave: what a pizza

Hey lets go have sum pizza!

I want to bathe in Pizza

Jake: Did you put pineapple on your pizza?
Bill: Why wouldn't I?

Sam- hey ry whats up
Me- nothin...ur pizza

"He tried to be a hero and take it end to end til his face met my bow, he yardsaled and pizza'd the biscuit so i toey'd the d-man and went cheddar bombs

friend: you want some pizza?

What friend really said: do you want to eat some delicious goodness that you will cherish forever