Josh: No way man , mikes pizzeria is the best pizza in town!

Nick: hell no! the crust at mikes pizza is like a cracker. mama mias pizza has deep dish pizzas and that amazing zesty sauce.

Josh: yeah but mikes pizza has free toppings.

Nick: lets decide, ill get a slice from mama mias and you'll get one from mikes and we will decide who is the top pie so we can finally end this pizza politics that has been going on for 5 years

You're all stupid people and I hate you.