We sent a pity-vite to the nerdy guy for the Superbowl party because nobody else would.

"I'll be back from vacation soon. How are my fish doing?"
"Yeah, about that... 😅"

"He went to choke the chicken..."
"But that's animal abuse! How are you guys okay with this?!"
"I don't think that's what he meant by that 😅"

Tanya found out that I took Nikki to lunch today, so next week I think I'm going to have to throw her a pityvite.