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The act of feeling so sorry for a girl that you have relations with her, despite your better instincts.

Common when intoxicated and recalling the story later on.
Alex: "Man, I was so drunk I think I fucked that girl!"
Wes: "Ohhhh such a pity hit dude"
Alex: (sobs)
by 3319 March 20, 2010
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Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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