Only one of the finest examples of sexual progressiveness since the classic "Dirty Sanchez", the Pittsburgh Hot Plate is the act when one partner (usually the male partner but females are encouraged) drops a duece (a turd, a poop, a number two) on a glass coffee table, while the other partner observes from below the table. This act can be enhanced if the male partner then ejaculates into the fecal matter, thereby increasing the "warmth". Sometimes referred to as the Pittsurgh Platter or Glass Bottom Boat

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.