A non-emotional sexual favor. Women do this out of guilt when a male goes beyond the call of duty or has gone a long time without sex. Much like tossing a bone to a dog, no effort or meaning. sympathy sex. A reward when sex is not wanted.
Jack had done such a great job washing Diane's car, and she hadn't done anything for him in a long time. Not being in the mood for sex, she went ahead and threw him a pity poke to keep him happy.
Jack : I'm finished with your car, it only took 3 hrs.
Diane : Come on, I'll let you tap this... even though I don't want to.
Jack : I'm finished with your car, it only took 3 hrs.
Diane : Come on, I'll let you tap this... even though I don't want to.
by Pepsieholik July 11, 2010
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A neurotic individual who repeatedly solicits sympathy for recurring problems, but which are of an entirely trivial nature. By constantly seeking pity, the person rationalizes his or her asinine behavior and thus avoids dealing with the underlying issue of concern.
Dave keeps complaining how hurt he is because people make fun of his comb-over. He's such a pity whore!
by Omnibus January 10, 2008
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The act of 'liking' a not very popular persons facebook status, to make them seem more popular .
This is usually done by geeks or just plain socially awkward people .
This is usually done by geeks or just plain socially awkward people .
FACEBOOK
Popular Person's status
3 people like this
Geek's status
*no likes*
10 mins later
Popular Person's Status
6 people like this
4 comments
Geeks Status
*no likes, no comments*
20 minutes later
Popular Person's status
Over 9000 people like this
Over 9000 comments
Geeks status
*no likes or comments*
facebooker - ahh screw it, i'll pity like it .
Popular Person's status
3 people like this
Geek's status
*no likes*
10 mins later
Popular Person's Status
6 people like this
4 comments
Geeks Status
*no likes, no comments*
20 minutes later
Popular Person's status
Over 9000 people like this
Over 9000 comments
Geeks status
*no likes or comments*
facebooker - ahh screw it, i'll pity like it .
by babydollx February 23, 2010
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Looking at the newsfeed on Facebook and coming accross a status update where the writer is welcoming likes or comments but no-one does. Therefore 'liking' the status, not because you actually like it but more that you sympathise with its creator.
Penelope: "Dude, did you see Karen's last status update on Facebook...?"
Patty: "Yeah it was not funny at all, what was she thinking?"
Penelope "I have no idea, I felt so bad for her though so I pity liked"
Patty: "Yeah it was not funny at all, what was she thinking?"
Penelope "I have no idea, I felt so bad for her though so I pity liked"
by HelloSweetheart December 10, 2011
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suprisingly, most guys are not very upset when they find out it was a pity fuck, i mean they still got a piece of ass
by Mike Perugini December 06, 2006
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by Sandra Loon August 08, 2005
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Sitting on a pity pot is the same thing as sitting on a pity potty, but sounds slightly more mature.
Both involve feeling really sorry for oneself.
Both involve feeling really sorry for oneself.
Tom: "He just sits on his pity pot all day long."
Dick: "Yes, and cries crocodile tears too."
Harry: "How sad."
Tom & Dick: "Don't encourage him!!!"
Dick: "Yes, and cries crocodile tears too."
Harry: "How sad."
Tom & Dick: "Don't encourage him!!!"
by astridstone April 19, 2008
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