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A middle-aged gentleman that crafts pita wraps for a living. This man enjoys putting pita's in and around your mouth.
His Pitas are the thickest in town
If you want to be filled up, try his pitas.
His Pitas are the thickest in town
If you want to be filled up, try his pitas.
by not-a-pita-eata January 21, 2009
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018