Guy A: dude remember that girl from the bar

Guy B: yea

Guy A: I took her home last night and gave her a piston undo, she couldn't even get out of my bed this morning and kept complaining about how sore she was.

Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”