Verb:
When a man kneels between a woman's open legs, makes a pistol shape with both hands, and proceeds to rapidly jackhammer her pussy with the tightly clasped hands. Once mastered, a true pistoler will reap rewards by stimulating the clitoris with the repetitive and frantic 'cocking' of the pistol with his powerful thumbs.
Note: The pistol can be single, double, triple or even quadruple-barreled depending on the level of pussy gapage.
When a man kneels between a woman's open legs, makes a pistol shape with both hands, and proceeds to rapidly jackhammer her pussy with the tightly clasped hands. Once mastered, a true pistoler will reap rewards by stimulating the clitoris with the repetitive and frantic 'cocking' of the pistol with his powerful thumbs.
Note: The pistol can be single, double, triple or even quadruple-barreled depending on the level of pussy gapage.
Bro 1: "Dude, you're walking kinda' funny, is something up with your back?"
Bro 2: "Yeah man, it's killing me, I was hunched over some slut's pussy pistoling her all last night"
Bro 1: "Loose times player, drinks on me tonight"
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Girl 1: "How's your pussy this morning?"
Girl 2: "It's a complete mess, that's the last time I let some random guy quadruple-barreled pistol me!"
Bro 2: "Yeah man, it's killing me, I was hunched over some slut's pussy pistoling her all last night"
Bro 1: "Loose times player, drinks on me tonight"
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Girl 1: "How's your pussy this morning?"
Girl 2: "It's a complete mess, that's the last time I let some random guy quadruple-barreled pistol me!"
by snaildude December 16, 2010
A person's ability to consistently kill with a Handgun.
Someone's skill with a handgun.
Using a handgun in battle.
Someone's skill with a handgun.
Using a handgun in battle.
Random Noob: You are garbage, you are only pistoling me.
Leet Player: Still can't hit a thing with those rockets huh?
Leet Player: Still can't hit a thing with those rockets huh?
by EvilLilElmo April 23, 2006
by emma_innyc July 23, 2008
by BeercanBob June 08, 2021
Sexual Act. Direct descendant of The Shocker. When you insert index and middle fingers into the vagina while using the thumb of the same hand to stimulate the clitoris.
by Double D's flesh factory September 18, 2009
A firearm designed to be carried and operated in one hand, usually the right. Some are ambidextrous, i.e. the P-38.
by eighthofseven October 25, 2007