pistachio joe has a very italian dad. he lives in america with his italian dad and dancing is his passion. his father believes that one day people will pay to see him dance. pistachio joe currently makes a living off of videos of himself dancing in slow motion. most of his videos contain "420" moving around the screen with marijuana leaves all around the sides. pistachio joe appears only in dreams.

When your partner surprises you with a fistful of baklava up your butt

a bad charater, bad lore and everyone hates to use green to the spikes

When two people create a ball off semen, discharge, shit, mucus, saliva and other bodily fluids. Go back to back, and create a pistachio out of their bodies and said ball.

When you eating a female out and you discover the patch of pubic hair she missed when she shaved her pussy

Another way of saying "taking the piss" which means "are you serious?". This phrase came from the Irish television show, "Damo and Iver".