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The act of urinating whilst crawling around on all fours naked. Women can do this simply by pissing while crawling round, however, it is paramount that males place their cock and balls between their legs before commencing the act.
'Oh my GOD, is that Louis Morgan doing the pissing goat?'
'Holy fucking shit Chris Hanbury is doing the pissing goat at MY PARTY, w00p!'
'Instead of revising Craig Taylor is doing the pissing goat all over the law of Evidence'
'Look Sammi Gingell is so drunk she's doing the pissing goat and does not care.'
'Holy fucking shit Chris Hanbury is doing the pissing goat at MY PARTY, w00p!'
'Instead of revising Craig Taylor is doing the pissing goat all over the law of Evidence'
'Look Sammi Gingell is so drunk she's doing the pissing goat and does not care.'
by Cragamuffin May 10, 2009
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018