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When a man urinates (usually in the morning after sex) and the stream or multiple streams fly in different directions. This usually creates a huge mess.
I just woke up and walked into the bathroom and started pissin' wild. It took me 10 minutes to clean up.
by Totally pissed off! September 15, 2009
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018