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To upset your girlfriend or spouse with your careless or drunken behaviour. It can also be used humorously for anyone ruining a situation, particularly social events with friends.
Why is Regina not speaking to Andy today?"
"Mate, last night after the pub he went and pissed on her strawberries."
"What a dick."
"Mate, last night after the pub he went and pissed on her strawberries."
"What a dick."
by opfawcett July 26, 2015
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018