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An ex-boyfriend/girlfriend that is pissed off because you dumped them before having sex with them and then decided to have sex with someone else.
In other words you didn't have sex with them because of their small dick/hairy pussy.
In other words you didn't have sex with them because of their small dick/hairy pussy.
by Catelynn May 28, 2005
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018