To be shit faced drunk to a degree that is usually reserved for the homeless community.

This is traditionally done on the cheapest nastiest alcoholic beverage available at any given time.

A really cool and hot artist. She does illustrations and Animations.

A drink commonly known as Smooth or John Smiths. Has the alcohol content of a can of Top Deck.

Tea when someone has added far too much milk making it very pale, giving it the appearance of 'witches piss'. Northern English term

When in a social situation with work colleagues, the period of time at the start of the night when the conversation always turns to work. Before everyone has a few drinks and actually starts to have fun.

when you piss extremely hard with perfect aim

when your pee stream goes in a direction not intended.