A piss wipe is a reference used to describe an annoying, crusty, stale, moist, pasty and ronnie person.

is when you want to piss on someone with your wit

One who can consume large quantities of alchohol but still remain lucid

A periodic inability to initiate urination, despite the need and opportunity to do so.

When you pee out of your asshole. What did you expect?

the act of pulling your pants down to your ankles when urinating. usually on the sides of roads or public places ect.

To drop one's pants onto the floor when at a public urinal like a kid pisses.