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piss monkey a name given to mice and rats for their constant peeing pooping and destructiveness
I smell a piss monkey and see his calling card I know hes here tearing up stuff

mouse ,rat ,squirrel ,groundhog ,chipmunk
by littlejimmie October 25, 2015
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When you're being horny (especially around friends) and as a result shame ensues.
Friend 1: "Aw man, I could totally fuck a catgirl right now.."

Friend 2: "That's it, you're going to horny jail."
by Blysterz October 19, 2020
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An accumulation of dried urine and pubic hairs, most often found growing in and around men's urinals.
"Hey woman, get out of here with them fucking scrubby bubbles. We're building us a piss monkey!"
by NakedReporta February 13, 2008
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Just another run-of-the-mill insult word! ^_^
"*after being killed by someone at CS* you pissmonkey I almost had you!!! >.<"
by Dave January 16, 2004
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All the sea monkeys that get left behind after the act... that are flushed out into the waterways of the world.

Frequently used as a manner of swearing without swearing.
God damn piss monkeys!
What the piss monkeys is going on here?
I say, piss monkeys again?
by XopsX June 12, 2003
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