A morning erection usually alleviated by urination. Usually dry-humping or twisting around your dick would feel good in this instance. And, when you urinate, you need to do a handstand or pull it down. Even if you do these things, your urine will definitely go everywhere, since morning pisses usually include piss flying everywhere randomly, even disobeying the laws of gravity because of what I can only guess is dick boogers (eye boogers, but in your dick hole).

A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.

An erection caused by an over abundance of urine in the penis, usually occurring upon waking in the morning.

When you have to piss so bad, you pop a wood.

n. When a male acquires a penile erection, usually only maximizing at 75%, due to the need to urinate. Sometimes also referred to as peacock.

An involuntary erection generally occurring upon waking in the morning.

A guy wakes up with a piss boner when he doesn't totally unload before he goes to bed. This can be especially embarrassing when living with another man or when explaining the concept to a female when under the hysteria of the midnight mindfuck.