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Men's shorts that go down to the middle of the calf. Black. Made of material that does NOT unravel when cut, therefore, the bottoms are cut all zig zag to look rugged, but not unraveled. Also, made of material that sheds water rather than soaks it up. Good swim trunks and all round summer wear.
A skull & cross bones on the pocket is a nice touch. Pirates are very untrusting, so the pocket MUST be on the FRONT of the leg (NO side or back pockets) and is usually zippered for security (there are MODERN pirates you know).
A skull & cross bones on the pocket is a nice touch. Pirates are very untrusting, so the pocket MUST be on the FRONT of the leg (NO side or back pockets) and is usually zippered for security (there are MODERN pirates you know).
If some chick callz me Pirate Pants "Capris" or "Cool-lots" are stab 'er in zee crotch wit' me meat dagger. AARRGGHH!!
by Cap'n. Jack Sparrow July 31, 2006
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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Pants that have been cut, branded or otherwise marked to appear like they are well worn, unwashed, ratty and have the overall look of those a pirate would wear.
Often worn by modernday Pirates who follow the Piratecore lifestyle
Often worn by modernday Pirates who follow the Piratecore lifestyle
Josh - "Dude, you should get some new pants. Those are nasty"
Jack - "Calm down man. They're my pirate pants."
also: my pirate pants have shredded cuffs, scraped knees and an iron-on jolly roger on the ass
Jack - "Calm down man. They're my pirate pants."
also: my pirate pants have shredded cuffs, scraped knees and an iron-on jolly roger on the ass
by Krosios April 21, 2006
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stupid looking pants that are tight at the waist and get very big at the end, making the wearing , who is usually (and hopefully) a girl, look extremly stupid.
Lindsay-hey, do you like my new pants.
Connor-No, those pirate pants make you look like the hideous offspring of liberachi and blackbeard.
Lindsay-Oh.
Connor-No, those pirate pants make you look like the hideous offspring of liberachi and blackbeard.
Lindsay-Oh.
by Sanji McIndian August 06, 2005